I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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