on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i think i just lost a toe
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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