Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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