What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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