I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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