Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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