He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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