Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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