I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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