ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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