Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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