absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i dont even know how to be here
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Randomize
