STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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