If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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