I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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