I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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