I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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