No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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