I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm always down for nudity.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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