i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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