garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm jealous of your bromance
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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