I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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