Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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