Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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