I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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