I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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