so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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