I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
