He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize