I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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