If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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