ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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