"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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