His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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