great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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