Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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