My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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