Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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