Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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