Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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