...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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