I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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