The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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