I cockslap morals
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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