He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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