Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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