I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
we have pet lesbian snakes
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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