I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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