i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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