so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
In other news, I just burned my penis
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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