she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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