i think my tv is drunk
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
BRING THE BAGELS
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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