Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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