I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm both gender and math confused
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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