ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Randomize
