R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
